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Wedding story
Can somebody tell me: "Who schedules weddings on Friday, the 13th?" What sense of humor should a person have to go for it?
I was afraid from the
beginning, that this wedding was not going to be a success, but as a
professional photographer, I accepted the offer and started getting
ready.
On Friday morning, I
took a look outside the window; my worst fears were confirmed. The sky
was heavily clouded. Friday the 13th and a rain! Heavily sighing, I
started packing my photo equipment.
When I arrived at the
meeting place I found the bride crying and the groom arguing with his
future mother-in-law. This scene gave me a feeling that the newlyweds
have already agreed on separation terms. The father-of-the-bride was
pale and nervous, paced across the room and whispered: "wedding cake -
$300, limo - $150 in hour, photography. Hmm.� at least he was
reasonable.
The father of the groom
looked much more relaxed; I suspected that he already had a few shots
from the reception drink assortment. The rain began right when I
prepared to take the first portrait of the bride. What can I do, I
asked myself; everyone is nervous and it is raining.
Then, I decided to do
something. I felt like I was the only the person who could help these
people and save their wedding. The first thing I did was stopping the
rain. For me it was a peace of cake. I did it by pulling two huge
umbrellas and two raincoats our of my equipment bag. I gave the
umbrellas and the raincoats to two tallest groomsmen. One of them kept
the umbrella over the heads of the bride and groom and another kept my
equipment covered. Funny, but after the rain realized that it cannot
harm the wedding anymore, it stopped by itself a few minutes after my
brilliant trick. After that I told the bride to stop crying, explaining
that it will ruin her beautiful face.
The more tricky part
was to make peace between the groom and the mother-of -the-bride. This
problem posed more of a threat than the weather. I offered them a
picture together as a first step towards peace. I made them stand so
close together that their cheeks touched. Pretending, that I was
setting my equipment I made them move closer and closer. Little did
they know that I was doing it on purpose.
The mother's eyes
softened up and I thought that she finally realized that this man might
be not the worst in the world. The groom seemed to understand that this
woman is not only the evil mother-in-law but also the mother of his
bride. The next problem was with the father of the bride. He was
walking around in circles like some ancient shaman, whispering: "The
cake - $1000, the limo, the reception, I am ruined".
I came close to him and
asked if he knew how much he was paying for the photographer. He became
even more pale and yelled: "You told that your prices are reasonable!"
I smiled and wrote the price on a piece of paper. He took a quick look,
closed his eyes and then looked at the price again. The color
momentarily came back to his face The cake is expensive, the limo and
reception are way too much, but only then he figured how much he saved
on the photography.
After those little
incidents, everything went smoothly. I took pictures. The bride and
groom were glowing with joy. The guests were drinking champagne. The
father of the groom tried to drink with everyone explaining that this
was his first drink in twenty years. The bride's mother walked around
bragging about her new wonderful son-in-law. The father of the bride
was working on his calculator and smiling happily.
Late at night, I came
home feeling good myself. I knew I did a good job. Unexpectly, the
phone rang. -Is this IQ photo? -Yes This was another bride. Guess when
her wedding will be?! Yes!!! On Friday the 13th.
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